Along with several friends, I really thought I was in with a chance this year. I fear my big mistake was getting Ernie "Good Moaning" Lazenby to nominate me - I gather someone called Dugbins got quite a few votes...
Photo: en-wikipedia.org
I did briefly contemplate following the example set by my Ancient Greek hero, but my local pharmacy was fresh out of hemlock. But then, as I languished in my personal emotional nadir, GM Nigel Davies offered me a consoling thought, which has restored a modicum of hope and faith in the future...
...There's always the ECF Website of the Year award!
Of course, if Steve Giddins had consulted me earlier, I would have ensured that he was snubbed by the ECF long before now. By the way, did I tell you I am currently on a cruise?"

