"It was Keene, I tell you! He came straight from killing Princess Diana, with the lead piping in the drawing room, and then started blowing up the Twin Towers..." (photo: vnnforum.com)
Now today, one of his fellow Bedlamites, a certain Jonathan Bryant, has joined in the campaign, with a truly sidesplitting piece, about combining chess and serial killing, to form the ChessMurdering Organisation. Quoth little Jonny:
"The intellectual challenge of chess combined with the solid aerobic workout of trying to bludgeon somebody to death with a mallet. What’s not to like?
Of course, there is a certain attraction to the idea, but it would take someone with a greater degree of self-awareness than the Bedlam Brigade, to appreciate who might be top of the new organisation's hit-list. In fact, I wouldn't give Horton more than, say, six months...